Sexual assault.......with a squirt gun

Thank God they're in from Tx (working) and not natives there, I've actually been looking at homes in that general area. LOL!

 

What tha ...

Are they living in a hotel???? Yeah, no money-grab behind this one.

"Earl, get ma teef. Da news is here!!"

 

I believe this is just a case of penis envy. Nothing to see here.

 

Dang, Ozzy is looking pretty bad these days.

 

Jesus, you sound just like my wife.

 

What's wrong with that?

 

Holy fuck I saw Ozzy right away too

 

Wait so 14 year old kids don't know that pee comes out of a penis?

Something tells me looking at her pic, kids know a hell a lot more about what's up with human plumbing than she's letting on.

 

Surely you jest. From Texas?? Maybe they were just passing through Texas on the way to the restaurant. God, I hope so. I would hate to think that someone that dumb or ugly could be from my home state.

 

I would've thought someone as famous as Bob Seger could get a better lookin ol lady.

 

I'm thinking about moving to Murfreesboro myself. If Mt. Juliet wasn't such a clusterf@ck. I'd consider out there.

 

See Randall "Tex" Cobb.

 

Pathetic. Cue some PTSD.

 

Don't be dissing the Mt, my big Shelties is from there

 

Could be from keep-it-weird Austin...

 

The area is nice. The traffic pattern around Providence is atrocious.

 

That can be my story and I'm sticking with it.

 

Come on now. Don't be mean...