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This is my machete. Fear it.

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Jul 23, 2016.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    See...
     
  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Can you get me one? Mine's just a HF jobbie. It was free with a purchase of $4.99 or more.
     
  3. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Ok
     
  4. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Ok
     
  5. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    I have the same, sharpened it to razor like sharpness. Only thing is, I can't cut anything with it anymore now
     
  6. BHP41

    BHP41 Calling out B.A.N. everyday

    3 pages to learn that I could have had machete for free! I'm going to see if they have any left.
     
  7. Rob P

    Rob P Well-Known Member

    Am I the only one that wants to drop you in the middle of a rainforest with a "free" machete?
     
  8. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I can tear some shit up. You give me a BMFH, a sawzall, and a machete, and the rain forest would be a desert in one day.
     
  9. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Them plate lip fuckers would have to find a new place to live. Probably New Jersey.
     
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  10. Rob P

    Rob P Well-Known Member

    First time one of those diner plate sized spiders landed on you you'd curl up into a fetal ball and start sucking your thumb.
     
  11. Torn7th

    Torn7th Well-Known Member

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