TMI

I've got this friend who's wife is having her first kid, like in labor right now. The guy is a concert/fight/promoter so he's got thousands of friends and followers on Facebook and Twitter, and over the past 24 hours he's been posting regular updates on her labor. She's gonna kill him when she finds out! This poor girl is going through what is apparently a pretty rough delivery all the while this fool is broadcasting a play by play in graphic detail.

It's like watching a slow motion car wreck.

 

Got any pics?

 

Of the conception?

 

reply: "dude, no one wants to hear precisely how large your wife's pussy is right now."

 

Responses here never fail to deliver : )

 

of her labia minora?

 

It's like watching your favourite pub burn down.

 

Yeah, but the pub can be rebuilt.

 

But like, with smaller hallways... You know... for throwing hot dogs.

 

rebuilt or rejuvenated or vajazzled or replumbed?

 

The hallways can be reconstructed, but management is changed in ways that cannot be foreseen. You'll be lucky if you can even have the hotdog toss.

 

Excuse me whilst I wash my hands and feet. Promoters are gross.

 

As are burned down pubs.

 

Yes, but he may also have just misspelt 'Pube'....

 

Now that's funny as hell, but true.

 

On that topic, do they measure dialation in centimeters or inches?

 

It goes from to to

 

Centimeters I think. Normal for delivery is ten centimeters. The ol lady was in labor for 30 hours with the first child and only got to a 4. Boy was ripped out emergency C-section style. I didn't watch.

 

cm

 

I have a question...

We here in the states use a standard method of measurement. Why do we have to use a European measurement when discussing our wimmins vajayjays at birth? Shit's confusing.