Things that shouldn't happen whilst brushing one's teeth....

Many bodily function shouldn't happen when brushing your teeth (sneezing is big one) but the latest one I learned is that burping your coke is also less than ideal.

It. will. Burn. Your. Eyes.

Any others I haven't had the joy....

 

Don't try and pee while brushing your toofs.

 

Drugs are bad...Mkay?

 

A sneeze could cause your toothbrush to penetrate the roof of your mouth behind your palette. If that happens, don't pull it out on your own. Go to the ER immediately with it stuck in there. I know this because it happened to a friend.

 

Having a toof fall out while brushing isn't good.

 

That would be one definition of irony, indeed...

 

Puking would be less than ideal

 

Anyone else read the thread title and thought it was metalhead's latest?

 

Possibly

 

Guilty.

 

Indicted....



But then again, I can't imagine Mhead writing "Whilst brushing one's teeth..."