People who lick their fingers before handing over money should DIAF

Yeah, that's what they say. And yet I have seen Wesley Snipes-dark brothers with that stuff on their face.

 

Dark still isn't black.

 

Lolol the substance probably doesn't refract light, plus it looks cool.

 

That's really what it's about.

 

Warpaint.

 

QBs are watched/checked all the time just like pitchers in baseball. No foreign substances allowed. Every coach I ever had though would feed us oranges before the game and at halftime for ummmm....energy. (wink)

 

What did they inject into the oranges? It obviously had long-term consequences.

 

Was that a shot? I think that was a shot.

No see, oranges are real juicy and the shit gets on your hands and makes them tacky. Get it?

Lol, all the linemen would end up with grass covered/fuzzy hands until it wore off.

 

I recently was in the bathroom before a meeting and saw a guy piss and then leave without washing his hands. The same guy was then in the meeting shaking everyone's hand and I didn't know what to do and didn't want to be rude so I shook his cock ridden hand.

 

OK, that I can believe. Saliva, I still don't buy it.

And yes, I maintain that your oranges had a little something in them. Did you notice my new chance that some slices had a "M" written on the peel?

 

Lean in a tad while shaking his hand, tell him "I know you have filthy piss hands", then spit in his face/mouth and walk off. You may not have a job after. It''ll even it up some. Eye for an eye....

 

Shit in his cubicle. Cubicles are like forts.