If so I may have to paint over "Free Candy" on the side of my van and replace it with "Cheese Sandwiches".
That's terrible. We really should help those women out. We could all chip in for a cruise to Greece with a shitload of quarters. That should increase demand, which will in turn make their uplifted faces worth at least as much as a six-pak of Ionian Pilsner Cellar 15.