So what's the strangest thing that's ever walked into your workplace???

Cortez dropped by one day....

 

As a brand new engineer, at my 1st job, (way back in '74) I had a "guy" in dayglow orange skirt, lime green blouse and white go-go boots stop and sit cross legged on the edge of my desk....Of course my co-workers set this up. They were all hiding behind the partitions and snickering away.

This was my first time in the big city....little did I know....

Allen, ne Alice (but everyone knew him as cupcake) eventually went to Denmark for the surgery...It ended up killing him. Those were different times.

 

Showing up to check on his benefits package, seeing if she had any money coming? I've seen that before.

 

Two coworkers fucking in a trailer backed up to a dock door with parts in it. Of all the docks and parts trailers we have, naturally they picked the foam trailer. This is not a one time occurrence where I work either.

 

Quite possibly. Her lack of remorse was immediately obvious in both her body language and inflection. We are suspecting foul play.

 

Last job: about 6 coworkers on the 16:00-00:00 shift, all dudes, sitting in a bus one of the guys was supposed to be fixing, watching porn on a portable DVD player, jerking off.... Phucking weird walking into that looking for the dude who was supposed to be fixing the bus....

Current job: our dumbass bus cleaner, holding a skunk, petting it because he thought it was a cat. Still not sure how the skunk let him pick it up without spraying him.

 

Strangest thing for "todays day".......a young man,18 years old,drug free,ready to work hard and learn the trade.Pretty damn rare anymore

 

Skunks can be really friendly, cuddly creatures. Until they're not.

 

I came home the other night to find 3 little ones in my driveway.

I waited for them to wander off before I got out of the car.

 

I heard they make really good pets once that stinky gland is removed.

 

THIS wins so far......Holy crap, you have to be kidding!!

 

LOL, I work for a foam company and back in the 90s i walked in on two co-workers makin bacon in a bin of foam in the warehouse.

 

OK I swear I work in a relatively safe neighborhood, not the wilderness but yesterday this dude made his way into my building....scared the holy shit outta me too.






Next week I'm expecting either a deer to walk through the door or a six foot rabbit.

 

or...

 

A deer...smashed in one window..rampaged around the accounting department and smashed another window to leave.

 

Marilyn Manson.

 

Somebody watches Curious George

 

A chicken made its way into my shop in the middle of town. Our maintenance guy put it in his tool crib for the day, then took it home in the cab of his truck to add to the farm.

 

I worked at a pawn shop for a couple of years. I dont have the time to type them all but probably the best was a drunk, white woman who claimed to be in a christian country music band who strummed an acoustic guitar and sang to one of our coworkers. She had 3 teeth and could not sing AT ALL. So a regular customer (who happened to be a transsexual in full drag and cracked out big time) came in and started yelling at her to "shut your toothless country ass up! Dayum cant sing worth a shit" so they started bitch slapping each other until the cops showed up.