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So, I'm at Walmart

Discussion in 'General' started by jp636, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    Working security. Pray for me.
     
  2. Fuzzy317

    Fuzzy317 a Crash Truck near you

    I feel sorry for you. :(
     
  3. It's not going to help. Never go into Walmart. Ever. Online is tolerable but the "People of Walmart" is more of the standard than the exception.

    My sister worked different levels of security for target over the years before becoming a corrections officer. She liked it a lot.
     
  4. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Hope you have extra magazines.
    Some of those heftier shoppers can take quite a few shots to drop, especially when they're hopped-up on bargain hunter's adrenaline.
     
  5. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    I hope you strapped on the 21 so you have some additional stopping power for the hefty shoplifters.
     
  6. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Undercover?
     
  7. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    I left my M4 at the station. :(

    There's 15 of us here though.

    And I have a 3/4 full can of OC spray.
     
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  8. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Where'd the other 1/4 can go? Donut seasoning? :p

    Good luck tonight! :up:
     
  9. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    It's Texas, that shit is good for adding some zip to a taco.
     
  10. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    15 coppers at one WallyWorld? Where the fuck are yall? Cedar Hill?
     
  11. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Get some pics!
     
  12. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Rubber bullets and tear gas!
     
  13. TakeItApart

    TakeItApart Oops!

    We stopped by a walmart on our way home from dinner. :eek:

    We didn't go in, but the parking lot for the mini mall that held the walmart was full! Wmart was the only store open! Eff that! I would have surely murdered at least one shopper.
     
  14. beechkingd

    beechkingd Well-Known Member

    Hope your at least on overtime.
     
  15. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    Of course...
     
  16. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

    good luck....I'll be at home :beer:
     
  17. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Did you see any strange hovering lights? :Poke:





    :D
     
  18. Holy crap.

    Get to bash any mullet covered heads in ?
     
  19. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    Nope but got a Sony blu ray for $48.... BOOM
     
  20. Chris13

    Chris13 Which lever is the Brake?

    What is the over/under on Wal Mart's black Friday mortality in the US of A?
     

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