Everybody keep a close eye out for the chirrens' running through the streets. They'll be everywhere and you know none of them will be checking for oncoming traffic.
I'll be taking the punks out tonight to this high dollar neighborhood down the road. I'll be dressed just like my avatar pic, and the chillins will be dressed as dead people all gnarly looking and shit. Would it be wrong of me to make one of the kids carry a couple of spare PBRs for me in their TOT bag?
I heard a coworker have a meltdown over the decorations and costumes at work this morning. Something about "....pagan rituals in the workplace..." The United States of the Offended never lets me down!
No no no, it's a day for slutty girls to dress even slutty than normal, and I for one think that that is fantastic.
Because I have commanded it. Give tribute to me in the form of reeces cups for slutty girls dressing up uber slutty. Cool, golden girls is on.
We celebrated at Loudon last weekend with the Halloween Hooptiefest round of the 24 Hours of LeMons. Me an my Assistant Gnome taunted Paul in the control tower with our orange gloves. For treats, we were granted full access to the Judges' Bribe Table in Tech. I got Twinkies. Tonight I go into hiding.