2013 Official GNF LW trash talk thread

Who is racing in what, what are you riding, and any smack talk if you have any?

I'll start: 2003 SV650 superbike in LWTSB, F2, and HWTSB in the sportsman series, F2 in the National series..

 

I'll be riding junk, and I'm gonna smack you beeches around.

 

I'd whoop all yer asses if I were going.

 

In for Lwtss,F2,and LWTsbk on Saturday then F2 and SS on Sunday. Planning on sternly shaking Emerson's hand just before the race.

 

Yep, junk. I made sure of that...

 

LWTSS, LWTSB, and Form 2 on Saturday.

 

I may not win but, some of you bitches will finish behind me

 

If any of you wuss boys want a piece of me you better pony up the endurance entry fee.
I'm gone Friday, got a serious game of 8 y.o. coach-pitch baseball scheduled Saturday morning.

 

You couldn't beat yourself off.

 

I'll be racing in LWT SS and F2 on Friday and Saturday. Hoping to do well for a Novice

 

You hadn't ridden junk till you have ridden ole Bessie! Speaking of which, I need a set of stock brake lines and a stock front fender. Both are currently worthless on any market, so gimme!! However... if anyone can come up with a black fender, scratch less, I'll brew you a cup of coffee! BAM!

 

You only think that because you haven't ridden the Yo! bike. Ask Rob.

 

Chris I have a brand new painted red hotbodies fender you can have if you want it. It's not stock or black but it's a fender. See it's a lot like my junk, large and the wrong color but it is a penis

I'm in for DSB on the FZR and F2 on the SV. Pending getting the engine in.

 

Bringing the new moto 3 bike I'm making. Yamaha yzf250 engine, tigcraft frame, rs125 swing arm and front end. Things are on schedule and looking good.

 

awesome!

 

I gots a rattle can for the fender! Your freakishly large, miscolored junk however... might wanna take it to home depot and hit the paint isle.... I'm sure Martha Stewart has the right color for ya!

 

Ghetto you still need a set if front lines?

 

Yes sir!

 

I was just at BMP on track in A with a few GNF guys/gals. All I can say is WOW!. I am just a "36 yr. old - Trackday Guy" and now I kind of see the talent it takes to run low 30's at BMP.... You guys are awesome. Now, for the trash talk.......

 

I take that you had no luck in the bin of crap?
I still want some coffee...