What would you do if...

...you were invisible for 24 hours?

 

Take a giant shit on Papa.

 

My answer, if you had asked 31 years ago would have involved the Girls' Locker Room.

But, I've matured a little since then. I think, if I could choose when the 24 hrs would start... I'd probably look for the most likely merger, then follow the CFOs for the two companies, turn invis, listen in on the convo (with a recorder, gotta make sure I don't get bumped, or have to go take a leak...), then go put puts/calls on the stocks bracketing the sales price, retire rich, buy half of Thailand, think about setting up an asteroid mining company (and finally get good at Asteroids, which I sucked at at 15, and tried to play so I wouldn't think about the Girls' Locker Room so much...).

 

Fly to DC, cast some votes in Congress and really stir things up.

 

2 chicks at the same time, obviously...

 

I don't think that would be possible. If you were invisible, you wouldn't have a lil' wang to do two chicks. :tut:

 

Haven't you been paying attention to the Demotivational Posters thread?



One out of 3 invisible wangs have their normal girth.

 

Yeah, but it would suck, pun intended , to be the other two wangs.

 

Go hang out in her shower

 

Now we're getting somewhere

 

I would hang out in the girls volleyball team locker room at michigan state.

 

ghost laps around Phillip Island on GP bike

 

We all know what a certain lawyer would be doing if he was invisible then.

 

That's easy go play the lottery early that day the go pull the numbers I needed. That or just rob a few banks.

 

If you were invisible, would your shit also be invisible?
Are you just invisible or are you unsubstantial also?

You really are a glutton for punishment.

 

be extremely careful . I usually become invisible everytime I throw my leg over a street bike. I have the scars and missing organs to prove that. they all said " I never saw him" end quote. the best to all barnacle bill

 

I usually become invisible if I start nagging too much. It isn't really all that thrilling.

 

Then you're doing it wrong

 

I can tell you this, I would be retired the next day, VERY financially secure.

Then, I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.....

 

Paging Doyle with the Camera....




Doyle to the White courtesy phone....