In my defense, I knew the party involved in creating it, so there's no way this thread was what it may have appeared to be.... However, funny story, I opened this on my iPad sitting on an airplane and my "single serving friend" sitting next to me looked over right at the moment I clicked on the title..... Aaaaaawwwwwkkkkwwwwaaaaaarrrrrrd.
Here is a close up of my cock. Born in year of the cock so when I was in Shanghai or some city of pearls close to it this guy was making these chinese calendar pieces. I couldn't pass it up it was too funny! He burned an image of my cock on a pearl with a little soldering iron and built this nifty magnifying glass stand so it looks huge for the ladies!