56lbs of crazy green pot. Will he get off??

No stems or seeds that you don't need, Acupolco gold is ppsshhhhhhh bad ass weed

 

Where to start? Oh, "It wasn't mine!"

"I have 50,000 packs of ZigZags in the trunk, it's all for personal consumption!"

"Boccarp's my lawyer!"

Those will all work.

 

Its Thai Stick.


What is Thai Stick?


You know, that stuff that is tied to a stick.

 

So Bob..for 50 grand or 50 keys! What is your name?

tick tock tick tock

ten seconds Bob...

BOB BOB!! You win 50 keys!!!

 

"Far out, solid, and right-on, Bob!"

 

"What do you do for a living Bob?"
"I make table candles"
"Far out Bob! How do you make them?"
"I pour wax on a table....and i set it on fire"
"Far out Bob, that sounds like a hot item!"


I could do this all day.....

 

Surely they don't let him off with nothing, even if he rolls over on his supplier. Don't they make you plea to a lesser charge? How could they possibly throw out the case?

Of course, he could argue the 'Brokedown Palace' defense, but I don't think anyone would believe he was taken advantage of by an attractive australian man.

 

I've had "Low Rider" running through my head since I found this thread.

 

The Cuervo Gold,
The fine Colombian,
Make tonight a wonderful thing...

 

Great. Now i'm geekin out on Steely Dan

 

Good stuff :up: ...you forgot "Starts with a B.....ends with a B...."

I'll take the reds man.....

Was Officer OMalley of the FBI involved?....Sgt Stadanco maybe?

 

Surely you did'nt expect me to remember the whole thing right?

 

buying my ticket tomorrow for the July show haha

 

Saw them at the Beacon Theatre in NYC last summer. Whatever you do don't treat your glucoma before you go or you'll slip into a coma.....

 

Wait a minute how did he ge the raindeer to fly man?

Ohh he had some magic dust. A little bit for the raindeer, a little bit for Santa. A little bit more for the raindeer a little bit more for Santa. A little more for Santa, a little more for Santa........heheheh classic!!

 

You cant hide the stank of the gank.

 

A supplier, maybe, not THE supplier [of that 56#] since he did buy it in Cali.....

The only way I see him walking away is if he's loaded ($$$$= political donations) and hooked up to some big wig politicians willing to vouch for him behind closed doors.


BTW- that guy is as dumb as a rock, you save the victory smoke for when you actually reach your destination.
I met someone 22yrs ago who got caught the EXACT same way, he was doing 18mos minimum.

 

Yep, or they'd be arresting 1/3 of the entire population in Humboldt County!

 

There's a good reason they call it "dope" and not "smart."

 

Anyone who rides on the street knows your ride is not complete till you catch a contact from the MANY dope smokers on the road. It always amazes me that nobody else can smell that stuff or maybe I'm attuned to it. I can smell it if the car two places ahead is blazing and we're on the move.

Kinda scary to know how many jazzed up folks are on the road though.