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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'General' started by kjohnson, Mar 10, 2011.

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  1. grantourin_90

    grantourin_90 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris fucks every woman in the world once a month. Then they bleed for 5 days....
     
    grantourin_90, Mar 11, 2011
    #21
  2. grantourin_90

    grantourin_90 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris ate a baby turtle one time. He shit it out two days later. It was full grown and knew karate.
     
    grantourin_90, Mar 11, 2011
    #22
  3. boccarp

    boccarp Well-Known Member

    :clap::clap::crackup::crackup:
     
    boccarp, Mar 11, 2011
    #23
  4. bumpskiis

    bumpskiis Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris does not use any form of birth control. After sex he simply looks at the woman's vagina and says "No."
     
    bumpskiis, Mar 11, 2011
    #24
  5. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris bought a Big Mac.......at Burger King!
     
    Razr, Mar 11, 2011
    #25
  6. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him.
     
    Funkm05, Mar 11, 2011
    #26
  7. CYLax

    CYLax Venomous Duck

    Chuck Norries doesn't go hunting because hunting implies a chance a failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
     
    CYLax, Mar 11, 2011
    #27
  8. aedwards01

    aedwards01 Well-Known Member

    The earthquake didn't cause the sunami in japan, chuck norris roundhouse kicked the ocean.
     
    aedwards01, Mar 11, 2011
    #28
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