I can't feel my legs...

A dozen atomic wings from the Lube and a few Killian's... been on the can for 20 minutes. My legs are numb and I'm feeling a little woozy. Should I call IXII???

 

At 8 AM on a Wednesday, Id call AA.

 

Nah you'll be fine, just rub some cream on it.

 

Ahhh, The infamous

Butt Ring.

I know it all too well, it's like "ring around the collar"...

You try scrubbing and soaking, but still... nothing!

Dreaded ring can not even be "Shouted" out.

 

If I could squat on a bowl of ice cream I'd do it if I thought it'd help.

Hot when they go in... rocket fuel when they come out!

 

Be better if you won't be able to smell your ass in a few hours.

 

They're like road flares when they come out. You have my sympathies.

 

try not to rest your arms on your knees. pins and needles

 

Must be something about getting older.

My legs never used to get numb.

Now I stand up and am like awww shit.

 

My wife started getting mad at me this a.m because I was laughing at this so hard and I couldn't tell her what I was laughing at, because I was laughing so hard. :up:

 

Unfortunately,

 

Are you walking with a club leg?

 

^^ Shit house polio.

 

Got Ice Cube?

 

thanks for the laff! you poor fukker... hope you made it

 

I thought this thread was funny earlier. Now I can't feel my legs and I think I need to shower. Toilet paper ain't gonna clean up what I just did.









Ain't It a drag gettin old

 

I laughed out loud at this.