Actually "Shit throwing" is the oldest profession. Just ask Orvis...he was on the first "All-Pangea" team as a mid-field punter.
Congratulations dear colleague. A woman is getting examined by her gynecologist and asks him "Doctor, can a woman get pregnant by anal sex ?". The good doctor instantly replies "Of course, how do you think lawyers are conceived ?" Welcome to the profession
Hey great, congratulations! We can always use another motorhead at the bar association lunches. I raced and surfed right through law school. Hope you did too. Ssssh. Don't tell my clients.
Good God and little chickens, how frigging old do you guys think I am? Pangea had broken up several years before I was born. The only "shit throwing" that I ever did is every year during our festival we would have a T Rex chip throwing contest. (I usually won.) :up:
Nickyz, congratulations on your accomplishment. I know it was a tough trip to make. By the way, you do know that in order to establish an honest, upstanding reputation you will have to drive something like a Yugo for a few years. That way when potential clients give you a look they'll tell themselves that you're ok since you could never be chasing an ambulance with what you drive.
Congrats and welcome to the club! My best advice to you as a first year.....don't stress, it will get better!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish. Congrats!!!!
Congrats!! So this guy leaves divorce court after getting totally screwed by his ex. He walks across the street to the local pub to drink his sorrows away. He gets his first beer, takes a drink then yells, "All lawyers are assholes!" The guy at the end of the bar says, "Hey wait a minute... I take offense to that." So the pissed off guy asks, "what... are you a lawyer?" The guys says, "no... I'm an asshole."
Congrats bro! I graduated and got my license last year in PA. I've been doing private criminal defense work mostly for the past year. Business is finally starting to come around.