"Official" Craigslist failure thread

"this bike is so sweet. ZX-6R 636, faster than a GSXR 750, but cheap insurance like a 600"

 

I'm dying over here!! This is great stuff!!


Kittens for my Tiger
Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike



From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

 

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/bar/1827878379.html


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I have 2 1/4 acres of bare land for sale. Steuben County and Prairie Heights School District. I will only let this land go to someone who will be a very lousy neighbor. I am seeking Mexicans, Hog farmers, Sheep farmers, or your basic Wild and Crazy Harley-riding Hillbillies. Would prefer someone with very ill-behaved kids. This is not a joke. I am never going to live on this property and the neighbors have ticked me off to the point of revenge. This land is priced well below appraisal value. I will look at motorcycles, boats, jet ski's, pop up campers, cars and trucks as partial payment. If you're interested, please email me and we'll set up a time to see the property. The soil samples have been taken and the driveway has been approved already.

 

I am selling my 2006 ninja zx6j sportbike, this is a great bike, everythings in great shape, it has a lot of extra's: a professional custom paint job,
Two Bro's Racing full exhaust, K&N air filter, new rear tire, pretty new brake pads front and rear, the bike a has an expensive nitrous system with a 30hp shot, and its a wet kit so its not bad on the motor, Its been serviced and maintained religously, I am a very experienced rider and i have taken great care of this bike, it has been ridden for what it was built for but never abused. the bike has 24,000 miles. I'm asking $5,200 obo. call dusty at ...

http://bham.craigslist.org/mcy/1842921938.html

Check out the pictures.

 

I love the "Mexicans" part.

 

Nowhere near an 06'. Not to mention he says never abused.

Next.

 

Probably 06 ZZR600.

 

what's sad about this one is that I know this tard.

http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2010/july/122342/Man-puts-baby-for-sale-in-Craigslist-ad

 

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/1809837089.html

 

Ok...they get points for creativeness on that one!

 

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/1781802578.html

 

puke.

 

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1819907213.html

 

Acree is famous!

 

But is slammed 3 inchs

 

Thats kinda cool

 

That is funny shit you have to read all of those

 

This one made my day


http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1823537717.html