List of people that need to be killed

Every time I'm stuck behind one of these while attempting to merge, their license plate is from Mississippi.

How about celebrities who have no sense of humor. This would certainly include rap "artistes" and anyone else who can't take a joke when it's aimed at them. Probably includes certain not to be named fundamental groups too.

 

That creep that stares me down when I'm brushing my teeth. Mocking me with his synchronized movements. I saw you blink you rat fink.

 

oh yeah and whoever creates the next show "whoever of love" or "for the love for whoever"

 

The entire cast of New Moon

 

Except for "Tool Academy" that the funniest hour of shit on TV at any given moment.

 

Who's going to be left to post on the Wera bbs??

 

You watched it didn't you?

 

Anyone who has their pants hanging off their ass. :tut:

 

Whiners. KILL the whiners!

 

People that try to return useless items with a line of 10 people behind them.

No bullshit: I'm at the local hardware a month or two ago. There's this 70+ yr old lady returning a locked masterloc with no keys, no receipt, no box, no nothing.

She gets pissed at the poor high school kid that keeps telling her no and storms out.

Fuckin out of touch retired people. Yeah, we're all here to serve YOU.

 

The jerkoff that ordered 2 dozen donuts and a Box o Joe at the Dunkin Donuts drive thru this morning. Walk in side you lazy douche!

 

Auto techs that mess your ride up more than it was.

 

Politicians......all of 'em!

 

Eh, I wouldn't go as far as to say that. It's more about what its attached to. She just seems fun and quirky, all the while oozing sex. IMO.

 

Working at a garage with gas pumps back in the 70's, the worst car I could remember was the Jeep Wagoneer. You had to twist the nozzle upside down.
Ford Pintos used to regurgitate after about 5-10 seconds of high speed fill. I had this one moron who was always in a hurry. He drove a Pinto wagon. I set the pump on the first notch and then went under the hood to check the oil. He got out of the car and squeezed the lever to full speed. I just stayed under the hood and let the thing spew gasoline all over his three piece suit. He learned.

 

Telemarketers

 

Customers that don't realize its thier car thats fucked up, the tech's got a ride home.

 

With extreme prejudice...The ones who call you by your first name at 0800 on a Sunday morning.

 

People that park it in the corners, then motor by on the straights, wash, rinse, repeat. Hate that.

and Yes. That's a dangerous want.

-jim

 

People who chew with there mouth open. I should be able to safety wire their yap shut with rusty barbed wire.



Oh, and Perez Hilton. Die in a fire.