Tiger is in the Woods now

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

"It's SOUL not HOLE!!"

 

R9 out of 10 women who claim they slept with Tiger telling the truth? Probably so.

 

I'm curious to know if anyone criticizing him knows what's happening in the sports world without going to ESPN.com?

I'm annoyed he came public with what he did. He doesn't owe anyone anything but his family.

 

drop the hotness discussion. guys dont cheat for the hotness, the do it for the STRANGE. I have seen many a man cheat with a woman who was less hot than his own wife. It is all about the strange.

 

Yes. The Saints are 11-0 and put the smackdown on the Hatriots.

+1

 

Werd.

Impeach Mr. Woods!

 

Truer words have never been spoken!

 

All one needs to do is remember Hugh Grant to validate this statement.

 

Elizabeth Hurley is still silly hot!

 

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?

He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?

A ****ing wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.

They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ?

They're both clubbed by Norwegians !

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

 

+10000

 

Not that I disagree, but if he says she lied, then it's now another 2 year struggle fighting off the media..

He did what's best. "Yep I did something wrong, it's my buisness so let's everyone move on."

I was more intrigued when Perex Hilton got ho slapped by Will I Am's strongman. THAT, was worthy of an Oscar in itself.

 

What a stupid fucking statement. He doesn't care about his wife and kids OR the commitment he made when he got married. It's not that hard to keep your dick in your pants! He cares more about himself and the proof is evident!

 

I didn't know you rolled that way, Papa. And immediately followed by a Cannoli post.

NTTIAWWT.

Is putter serious?

-jim

 

Coolidge effect

It wasn't me honey, it was my biology.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

 

Heres Some More Tiger commentary...

"Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"


That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him after he scored a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

That's a rough lie..err lay.

Standard affair lie - I'm gonna be a few hours late getting home... he's getting in a couple more holes.

POLICE ASKED TIGER'S WIFE HOW MANY TIMES SHE HIT HIM -SHE SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, 5 OR 6...PUT ME DOWN FOR A 5"

Tiger's stuck with a bad lie.

Stevie gave him the wrong yardage to the hydrant.

 

"“The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transferred into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband,”

Poor Tigger is sooooo going to pay for getting laid. The penis sure can throw common sense out the window....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34243626/ns/entertainment-gossip/

 

Jamiee looks like a hybrid to me.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753973/Tiger-I-let-down-my-family.html

Check out the photos in the link above for more validation. Damn, I thought Tiger had higher standards.