Kovz, for your birthday, Chuck Norris has decided to let you live for one more year and the US Congress has declared that, for today only - because it's your birthday, that Canada will actually be considered a sovereign nation and, not the 51st state.
I thought you were supposed to be nice to people on their birthday?? Happy Birthday you damn Canuck!!!
happy birthday kov, the bar will be packed with 19 year olds from detroit tonight. they're calling your name already