1. I can wear big sweatshirts and jackets to cover my belly. 2. I can leave drinks in the car, and they'll be super-cold in the morning. 3. I can leave the trash in the car and it won't stink.
Wow, scary. You re not paying the heating bills..huh? And...If I leave a Drink in the car...IT'S FROZEN! Cold sux...bring on spring!
1) Girls' shirts look much better 2) Beer tastes better 3) A cozy night under 2 or 3 comforters beats a night with no covers under a fan sweating your ass off.
1. girls + skiing outfits + tossle caps = snow bunnies = super cute. which is replaced by what i like about summer... 1. girls - skiing outfits - tossle caps = dressed like sluts = awesome
You wanna try a cool experiment? Leave a can of Coke on the dashboard overnight. If it gets cold enough, when the can explodes, it'll completely cover the entire interior of your car! Maybe you should try it on your favorite neighbor...
1) Most of my annoying neighbors don't bother me when I'm working in the garage with the door open. They walk the dog far enough to get the mutt to poop and they lock themselves up again. 2) putting cold cold hands on a very warm girlfriends lower back
I grew up in the midwest and you never got a new girlfriend in the winter because it might be spring before you knew what she looked like under all the cloths!
Cleaning up the dog crap is a snap since its frozen like a rock. Oh yeah, no need to toss the 12/18/30 pack of beer in a fridge since it stays nice and cold sitting in the garage or on the deck.