WERA Sucks.

I think I am gonna just race CCS.

 

Like they'd have you.

 

'Cause I am too fast?

 

Because you're uglier than a Star Trek convention port-o-john.

 

You race?

 

Yeah, CRA. I made a special guest star appearance at VIR last year though.

For 8 laps.

 

Ahh, kewl.....the way everyone talked you just streaked around the pits in your tighty whiteys

 

I ain't real fast, so I do what I can for the fans.

 

i thought you were looking for sponsorship from fruit of the loom!

 

You know, those muffuggas should be paying me as much as that pic has floated around the 'net.



Kill.

 

From Mongo, that carries weight and engenders a certain amount of fear and respect.

Form a fella called Puttercup Snookums, it's worth a titter or two...

 

F*** you, Bob.


I'll take a titter though.

 

Been that long, eh...

 

Titters are better in pairs.

 

Yes, and yes.

 

The airport code for Caracas, Venezuela is CCS.

 

Hey, congrats to your guy on his championship, John.

 

Thanks. We had a plan going into the last race...but I must have written it down wrong, because now I can't find the part that says, lead at all costs and crash your brains out after setting the fastest lap...then pick the mashed bike up and barely get back into the third place you need to win the title...

 

Hey, it might have you gobbling down fistfuls of Tums, but it makes for great drama. Just like when the midget took out his teammate in Estoril!

 

Thank God.