how and when you will die.

Colin: At age 42 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

I've ran this through a few times and I haven't made it past 57 yet

 

At age 58 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

 

merle eschman: At age 71 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


Kinda looking forward to it, actually.

 

Nick: At age 60 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

 

chris: At age 68 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

 

Dave: At age 45 you will die starting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

 

Stallion: At age 34 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I had to give my real birth name, but was a bit embarrassed that I'm only 36 inches tall.

 

Scott: At age 68 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

 

At 56 fighting the international war on terroism in Spain

 

I like this one :up:

"Scott: At age 42 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!"

 

Joseph Lund: At age 73 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

 

I think I can push two more years for this one.

 

You're scared?! It's raining outside and I need to go move my TV antenna. :wow:

 

i will die playing with this hand gr nnsaASDDE

 

sam: At age 48 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

 

Donnie: At age 41 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

 

John: at 104 you will start sleeping more ,after 6 months you will be sleeping 19 hours a day,on the 7th month you will not wake up.

 

FUCK!

Plarp: At age 33 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

I bet mine will be more spectacular since I'm lighter n' all.