I’m not scared
I’m really drunk rn I’m sorry guys
aaaand it’s gone ;)
If u missed it u missed it! Let’s hope someone quoted it in time!
As a celebration one pic will get posted, I think mongos sleeping
I didn’t say she was an escort. I did ask where the fuck she’s been and why the old man had a photo and who the fuck he even was. Let’s just say...
Nah I dropped her off at her gay best friends house, dudes sister was dyin of alchohol poisoning
Great way to end a date, minus the 20 min ride...
I’ll write up notes tomorrow y’all geriatrix put ur depends on and go to sleep trix r for kids
You really think I asked her if she was an escort are you out of your fucking mind
Driving let me get back home
Long story short she’s not an escort
The Reds are mine she smokes Newport’s
What I mean by got my ass kicked was Nothing really I actually got my ass kicked and she literally started yelling at me and I was sitting there...
Absolutely everything that any of us came up with was completely fucking wrong and I fucking just got embarrassed and now I look like a total...
A big fuck you to almost everyone ITT
I just got my ass kicked
As many quarters as I can scavenge out of ur moms pussy
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