Orca are @ssholes

Not in the wild. They'll kill your ass in a pool.

 

Instead of a cat, get a leaf blower.

Preferably one with a very large, unmuffled 2T engine with an overly rich mixture.

 

No idea. Aren't they the inventors of sushi? I just looked it up and yep...the guys that prep sushy are called itamae.

I can talk to Orca's sister Fugu and see if she's been with any Japanese guys.

 

@Steeltoe

My Orca friend just sent me a text. He says: "Steeltoe is an asshole. He's on our list. We've drawn a map!"

 

Hmm. Got one. Never though to weaponize it

 

Liar! You have no friends.

 

If you deal with enough people you will figure out that the overwhelming percentage of them are shit eaters (they suck).

Orca's Great White's alligators etc should run the prison system of the world.

 

Stay away from the water. You've been warned

 

Oh shit, they’re good at navigating the globe. Like, all of it.

 

Fun with Orcas in the Sea of Cortez.
Wait till the end, it's only 30 seconds long.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tno9...0010.mp4?rlkey=ov6m9rtmvvcxpbypgyieoo80r&dl=0

 

Fortunate that you weren't in your shitty jet-boat. We'd be having another RIP thread here...

 

Damn

 

Are there any missing persons from Orca inhabited waters?

 

Yeah. My cousin.

 

That sucks. Orcas are the scariest predator in the sea, IMO.

 

Over sharks? Nope.

and dolphins? Dolphins are big time assholes.

 

Oh there’s no evidence that he got orca’d. He was living on his boat and drinking a lot since his marriage went tits up, so it’s most likely he went overboard, probably with a length of potwop wrapped around his foot and no buoy to bring the trap back up.

 

They kill great whites for their livers. There are places where they won't go anymore because it's not safe been around orcas.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/killer-whales-swarm-chase-great-31618812

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sharks-dead-killer-whales-port-starboard-south-africa/

If they ever find out about chianti, you might wanna steer clear of any seaside vineyards.

 

Sorry, I had to post this.