Dumbass electrician

This idiot is here in the parking lot of a Catholic church on a Wednesday getting obviously frustrated by the parishioners parking under the light poles he's trying to change the lights in.

Why would you schedule that for a time everyone knows we're going to be here?

 

Throw a broom at him. Sparkies are deathly afraid of brooms.

 

Ain’t nothing to me.

Motherfuckers want light, start praying.

 

My ex-wife rode them all away in the divorce.

 

Steal his cones when he's up in the bucket.

 

There are better ways to fuck with a guy in a bucket truck.

Turn off the topside controls

 

Turn off his topside controls!

 

Pray that he leaves you alone.

 

Microsoft Edge has entered the chat.

 

There you go. I corrected it for you.

 

Here's a tip...not everyone is up to speed on Catholic church rituals or routines. Be safe to say...a LOT of folks aren't.

 

Is he supposed to only work on the Amish church lights on Wed?

 

I wouldn’t know Wednesday is not a good day. Sunday I could probably figure out, but in reality the knucklehead that scheduled him should have let him know, instead of making him pray about it for an answer?

 

Why are you at church on a Wednesday?

 

Think about that for a minute....

 

Especially us Catholics!

 

Shit, I was born catholic, even went trough the cult's rituals.

Ash Wednesday is in a while yet.

It must be related to some other local ritual. Let me know how it pans out!

 

Well it’s done.

Two hour delay was caused by a dead guy, and not the one spiked to the stick.