I hate when that happens... cop says to himself: Dammit Randy, you shoulda taken that job in Dad's shoe store
Well that calendar meme initially flew at least two Robert Smiths over my head. Thank you for the hint about being a song, it cured the issue. (I'm one of those who usually don't pay much attention to lyrics.... i.e I kinda like Yes)
I saw a Roadrunner when I was riding a motorcycle in Red Rocks Canyon near Las Vegas. I can confirm they are slower than a GSX-R 600