Shit. Back to google. Edit: Ok, in the context of this thread I have to assume you are talking about the chocolate thing with white shit in the middle, and not the little chicken sammich. But between those 2, I would rather have the chicken sammich.
I think that most of us are not mentally trapped in an endless bodybuilding documentary without cameras. So, no.
Seriously though how can someone have missed out on the entire dessert and junk food experience? The gorilla is an AI trollbot I think. Anyone meet him IRL?
Monkey Man eats plain,. I suspect he’s one of those brown rice and grilled (with no butter) chicken breast dudes.
Chocolate twinkees are just smaller Suzy Qs. the banana twinkees are pretty darn okay in small doses.
Partially true. I don't eat my chicken breasts completely plain, I use fat-free Italian Dressing as a dipping sauce.
Just never been a thing. We were broke as fuck when I was growing up. I never asked for snacks like that, I knew I wouldnt get it. Probably would have slapped the shit out of me for asking. The only time I got junk food was if it was included in the school lunch. So when I got out on my own, I didnt know anything about that kind of shit, so I never craved it or missed it. I was just worried about getting food that served a purpose. I dont think I have ever walked down the snack aisle in the grocery store. I actually can't remember the last time I went to the store; we use the app thing and have groceries delivered. But regardless, I never buy or even look for stuff like that. That's why I have to keep googling this shit when yall talk about it. Sweet stuff has never really appealed to me in general. If I was forced to snack on something useless, it would be something like some Salt-and-Vinegar chips, more than it would a cookie or candy bar.
I am probably one of the people who eat the least amount of sugar in here. I'll make you a short list of desserts even you will like.
Dammit, I literally had my hand in this bag as I was reading that. Not sure if @Gorilla George is the guy I wanna emulate.