Lemmy is dead, Lydon is an American now, Morrisey has become an insufferable twat, the Gallagher are still wank pheasants and now the queen is dead. England is the suck right now. What are they going to do? Ozzy has Parkinson’s but is yapping about moving back to England. There is hope!
Yeah but that red headed prince that was pretty kick ass has gone all kalifornian woke over some chick. Let’s hope chuckie is more Lemmy than morrisey.
Eh, he was never going to be King and has gotten older so he was headed towards wallpaper status anyway. Maybe one of Will and Kates kids will turn out to be a terrible teen if we're lucky.
The old girl had to spend time with Truss yesterday, that would put a strain on anyone’s constitution.
Prince Butch, the tyrannical, now only behind Chuck and Willy! “Sir, what will we be doing today?” “Taking back Scotland, lopping off heads and reinstituting the workhouses for orphans!” “Jolly good sir, and next week?” “Reconquer the Irish, lop off some heads, pillage the women and rape the cities!” “Bloody good sir, what about Australia and the americas?” “F@ck the aussies, bunch of criminals, don’t want them back and the colonies, they’ll see the light and come crawling back after we lop off the heads of the kardashians and 8/10ths of the real housewives!” All hail Prince Butch!
Imagine having a job for 70 years....where every move you make is scrutinized by millions of people. She was very impressive. RIP Queen
They are not even close to being everyone's parents. Elizabeth was an amazing character and a great rep for the crown. I don't regularly follow the latest on the royals, but from what I have seen, the next generation is unlikely to live up to her standards.
Prince Butch drives around in a Morgan Super3 with twin Vickers machine guns mounted on the bonnet, the head of Mel Gibson mounted on the front bumper and with Iron Maiden blasting at 11. Prince Butch doesn’t f@ck about!
I meant that in a larger, metaphysical and continuity sense, as a US citizen. Broke away from one parent, and the other parent helped you do it. We are a product of divorce. Ha!