Johnny Depp trial

Internal calipers at 2 paces...

 

Meh. You have your way of deciding who the bigger a hole is. I'll use the math.

 

One of his reps defamed Her. She defamed Depp directly in Her Op-ed.

 

Except that the math only coincidentally supports your conclusion.

 

I'm guessing that she could be his subcontractor to pay off the $10.35m

 

Maybe she can do 2xITB for three fiddy (times a million) to pay her debt to Depp and her lawyer fees ?

 

Who?

 

I guess this means those charities are really never going to see their “pledged” donations, eh?

 

You’re all going to hell.

 

Yep, the lawyers

 

#forgone-conclusion

 

The RSV4 has been out since 2008 and I still can't afford to buy one new. I'm pretty sure I'm already in hell.

 

Guess you can say Amber Heard's defense team shit the bed.

 

Her lawyer was shite.

 

Men in general should care. Usually in a legal “he said, she said” the man loses as soon as the woman sheds a tear.

Then, there is the whole “she hit me, and I’m supposed to just take it” bullshit.

 

We're really gonna have to see one of Johnny's "grumpys"
We have evidence of Amber's log, and could safely measure it for a guesstimate,but until Johnny shits a bed...we may never know who.. the biggest asshole is

 

Johnny's shit the bed before.
Not out malice though.
I hung out in LA in the early 90's, Whiskey, Viper etc.
My 42 year auld shuggah mamma was an exotic dancers/dancer....coach/trainer.
I was 22/23... everyone was shitting themselves...coca was an amazing laxative at times.

"Hey I gotta run" blaap on the patio by the pool.... couldn't figure out how to open the sliding doors to get into the house

30 seconds later, wanna do a line?

T'was loco

 

I walk into a bar with
My girlfriend and I sit at the end of the bar.
Guy sits next to us and we start chatting.
Nice guy...but wants to sell me vintage casino chips (Marilyn Monroe etc on the chips)

He's wearing cowboy boots....I tell him after a while "I'm not gonna buy the chips, but I want want you've stashed in your boots"
He gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Comes back and tells me "giddy up"
Girlfriend Kathy looks at me and says "no fuckin way" "how'd you know".....I could smell it.
His name was Gary, we became friends for several years. He's gone now.
I don't miss it