I can see the ads now. When you need a loss for taxes, call Motion & Bird Investments. We know a cellar when we see one.
*Camera cuts in on up close shots of @motion and @BigBird 's faces* "No one, and we mean no one, buys higher. We guarantee it." *camera zooms out on their faces and you see they're wearing pinstripe suits and looking tough with their arms folded* *fade to black*
I was in El Salvador last week... its a narco state, so pretty much every business is there for laundering. And..... here's the hook: its the first country in the world that accepts bitcoin as legal tender. Pack your bags, @BigBird !
Sometimes the certainty of bad news is better than impending bad news. Yeah.... nah.... Not this time. Look out below.
Some people, who live in the upper right hand part of this picture, went further to the lower left part of the picture and therefore stock markets will react. Maybe. @motion is going to moto through the area soon on his way to the 'stans and he'll tell us all about it. Maybe.
"In financial markets, anyone can help you lose money. But at Motion & BigBird™, we custom-tailor your losses so that they are socially responsible and much more satisfying than just flushing dough the toilet. No other firm can do that. None." "We once made a bet for a client in which we wagered that a certain celebrity would get a traffic citation within a certain time period. I know, ridiculous right?! Later, the client found that his substantial losses were funneled into an Air Fence Fund that protects racers from serious injury. He was ecstatic about the results, while also offsetting huge gains on a Gamestop trade earlier in the year. M&B makes loss dreams come true."