I'm sitting next to Rhiannon Giddens

What's my move?

(Ok she's like five feet away what's my move for fks sake?!)

 

Who?

 

You shut your commie Soviet mouth you maoist!

 

Ether, duct tape, a medium sized case with wheels and a van. Mural on the side of the is preferred but optional.

You can approach her by saying this white french dude you know says Mya has a nicer butt than her. Do this while pushing the case close to her.

Then Bam.

Ether, Duct tape and out you go.

 

Yeah...I'm in agreeance with post 3.

and after a google search...I'm sure she's a talented musician. But, can she hold her own against Steve Martin on the banjo?
I kinda dig the banjo and although he's known for his comedy, I've heard on the banjo there are few better than Mr. Martin.

 

She's a hound. You're move is to go find better looking pussy.

 

I was trying to be nice....but ummmm....yes.

 

Wait a hold-its! Is this that alter ego of Stevie Nicks? She was kinda hot 40 years ago.

 

Women that can play the fiddle are automatically hot, you heathen. As for the right move, boy+girl+motorcycle should be your go to opening gambit. You have nothing to lose.

 

I was pretty damn hot myself, forty years back. I wouldn't hesitate for a moment. When you cull Stevie, send her my way.

 

Fall on the floor, stop breathing, and hope she knows how to do mouth to mouth.

It will be your most successful move ever.

 

She plays a banjo. Just tell her you're her brother and the rest should play out in your favor.

 

All you, brutha!

 

Venom for the WIN!

 

Go ask Stevie Nicks.

 

Try bacon-bits...woof !!

 

offer money....ladies like that sort of thing.

 

Did David Bowie and Tracy Chapman have a child???