Coyotes keep dropping children off on my door step.

Donkey, herd those things will mess a 'yote up

 

If you just yell and shake your fist the kids will leave your yard. No need to shoot them.

 

Yes..but it's always open...

 

i read this in Danny Trejo’s voice.

 

Coyotes or cartels?

It's been real.

 

Old school cartel...

 

Close to the line but I give it 50/50

 

So Kenny is just trying to make the beeb great again

 

So instead of a new truck, why not just hitch a bobsled team of coyotes to move the kids?

 

That's not a bad idea. They are hard to catch though. They run and hide when the sun comes up. It's almost like they have something to hide.

 

Do not chase them. They are, in actual fact, faster than a roadrunner. You could try bait. I think they will go almost anywhere if you show them something green. Through the desert, across a river, over a wall, pretty much wherever.

 

Just make sure you send them with enough water to survive their journey

 

It's like you need some type of border to keep them out

 

I've tried a patrol of two jackasses that I saw an informercial for on late night tv but one is too stubborn and the other forgets he's a jackass.

 

Sound like they'd end up and Grandma's house and not mine. Maybe it's not cold enough yet.

 

My buddy Bill DeWahl is an expert on coyote control.

 

I think I met him once. Seemed ok but I'm still on the fence about it.

 

This thread has more innuendo than a colonoscopy!

Hilarious!

 

I'm more of a cougar fan myself.....