What triggers your inner Broome?

You lost me at refrigerating your ketchup...

 

I've been perusing this thread.
Trying to figure out what Broome's me.
But I really couldn't think of anything.
Until I saw a recent Steven post.
And realized that the way he types.
Drives me bat shit crazy.
Now he's probably a decent dude.
But I want to shake him and say.
Dammit man, learn how to type in the paragraph form.
That every single one of us learned in 1st grade.
There, now I feel better.
Getting that off my chest.

 

People that sign their posts make me lose my shit.
<--- Your name and avatar are right there, we know who you are lol
No need to put it in your signature either

Peace out,
cha0s
(lol)

 

I kinda like it cold and seems like it would keep it fresh longer. Lol

 

People who put an extraneous 'e' on the end of their names.

 

I’m definitely guilty of this too just being in a hurry.

 

There, Their, They're
Your, you're

And the improper use of borrow and sale.

I will borrow my neighbor's lawnmower. My neighbor doesn't borrow me his lawnmower. My neighbor lends me his lawnmower.
I am selling something. Something is on sale. It is not "I have an R6 to sale"

#uppercuts_for_all

 

And I'm the guy that types out complete words in text messages, because...well, because Broome! My kids say, dad, you can just put U R but noooo...it's you are dammit

 

And I’m trying to figure out how my name became a verb.

 

He is typing in paragraph form. They're just really short paragraphs.

 

Ruh-roh!

 

I refer to this as museum walking. Which is fine in a museum, where you are looking at stuff and talking with your friends about it.

Not ok in other places.

 

I believe it started as an adverb, maybe an adjective. I suspect it'll make its way into the Urban Dictionary someday.

 

I guess you're talking
About Steve Isenhower
He might like Haikus?

 

Haikus are cool...so full of profundity.

"Pissing in the snow
outside my door--
it makes a very straight hole."
- Kobayashi Issa

 

I may have started that over your Road Atlanta Turn 12 manners. Then it became a thing.

 

Rubbin's racin'



...and i should have known it was your fault.

 

Hmmm... I was thinking "long form" Haiku's

The posts of Steven
Are made of many short lines
Like stripes of tiger

 

Yea me too, that shit drives me nuts. Especially when they go using text slang that I don’t even understand. I can handle lol, WTF OR LMFAO but that’s about it.