Ever have a watermelon explode on you?

And I'm not talking about sitting front row at a Gallagher show (damn that dude is 74 years old now).

Anyway, I had a watermelon sitting off to the corner on my counter and just noticed it was spewing white foam out of the top of it. Had no clue what was going on until I Googled it, but apparently they can get yeast infiltration in them and ferment inside until the pressure builds up and looks for an exit.

Science and shit, yo!

 

Don't lie you were rubbing on it when that happened.

 

Dude, somebody at the supermarket f@cked yo' melon

 

Yes! When I was nannying for my neice and nephew years ago I heard a giant thump from upstairs. I grabbed a bat and started the investigation. Turns out the watermelon actually exploded - not just yeast foam, but blew apart with chunks everywhere.

I wish I would have seen it.

 

Pfft....ever seen American Pie?


Rubbing on it he says, what are we in high school

 

Rub it with summers eve

 

This is why you should always drill a hole in your watermelon and insert at least 200ml of vodka before consuming.

 

It's rabid...take it to the shed along with Ol' Yeller

 

great advice

 

Only time I've seen one explode is when I shot it with a .357 hollow point.

 

Someone done molestered your watermelon.

 

Love shooting at watermelons, it’s funny to me.

 

Maybe it was Craig Montgomery....

 

ewww...so it was you!

 

Damn, that too me a minute.

 

Painkillers?

 

Nah. All the blood was elsewhere

 

Hey, they do market them as "personal seedless watermelons"

 

Naturally fermented watermelon? That sounds pretty good. Let us know the ABV and how it tastes!

 

was the watermelon sitting next to any opiates?? hahaha
Rush it to the organic market...hehe