That would have made an interesting show. It would probably make for very short 3D chess game though...
When I was a kid, my Dad had a red one with the big white stripe. It reminded me of a mini Starsky & Hutch car at the time.
We were fortunate enough to have 2, one like pictured (except blue) and a red with white gremlin style stripes station wagon. Lotta fishing memories with my dad in that POS.
And apparently it alters necklines, sleeve cuffs and waist lines. Versatile stuff this Tide Original.