Represent your district and see if you’d survive!

You’re mistaking Illinois for Cook, Will, Du Page, Sangamon and St Clair counties.

See how well things go in the other 97 Counties...

 

Aren’t gun laws made for the entire state? I didn’t think/know different counties could establish their own gun laws.

 

Who are you hiring to load your gun for you

 

EDIT - nope, not going down this Dungeon rabbit hole.

That’s not directed at you Chris, just my home state.

 

Ive got 100 extended magazines for every gun. I send them down to Brian with cases of ammo.

Shoot them all, repeat.

 

I am sad to be lumped in with NY but I suspect district 5 would hold their own once we resolved some of our "internal differences". The metro areas really don't represent the rest of most of these states.

 

Got any 223 or 556? I'll do it for a percentage of the ammo.

 

I’ve got 2500 rounds of 556.

I’ll give you 1 round for every 10 magazines you load.

 

No....wait...how soon did you want them back? and in what condition?

 

Anytime in the next 5-10 seconds will be acceptable, and in better than new condition.

 

That doesn’t make any sense.. all we have to do is get the magazines dirty and you won’t want them back

 

Meh...you are more high maintenance than a wife.

 

Rookie. LOL I'm afraid to count mine.

 

Y'all talking about dropping nukes and who has what... That's old school. District 3's nukes are already in orbit. All we have to do is give them a little shove...

 

Why do you think #3 would want to go door-to-door clearing NE cities? There's nothing up there we need.

 

Werd...cut off the food to cities and they would literally eat their own.

 

Sicilian huh. So your from NJ then.

 

Don’t get me started on 9mm and .45ACP.

I could handle a small/medium city’s entire zombie population.