Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

F*CKIN’ GENIUS!!!!

 

Ads for these pants keep showing up on pages I visit.

Men's Corduroy Casual Ethnic Style Calf-Length Loose Drawstring Harem Pants

 

^Must be some interesting pages.

 

Should we ask what pages you’re visiting?

 

can’t touch this. Hammer time!

 

Midnight... midday, midmorning... it's all good.

 

Metalhead definitely needs a pair.

 

Of which "pair" do you speak.

 

A few would enjoy this shirt....

 

Speaking of kids. Is yours straight?

Here's a tip to find out...

 

I've been meaning to ask ... as you pick up dog sh1t on a per ounce basis, how many tons of work will it take to pay off the homestead?

Only in America is this possible ... F Yeah!

(congrats, btw)

 

THANKS!!

As for the per ounce basis, depends on how rainy it is.

In the spring, I can get well into a couple hundred pounds in a day. (40-45 yards) In the summer, 100 degrees and 10% humidity, that same route will be about 100 pounds, same pricing.

Averaged out, though, I probably get about 2 bucks, maybe 2.50, a pound net of expenses in my pocket for dogshit. You'd think with my analytical mind I'd've tracked that, but I really have no interest in weighing those heavy ass bags of shit at the end of the day!

Damn.... 750,000+ pounds of stink to go.

Thanks for ruining my evening!

(actually, my wife has a real job, and my baby EARNS!!!)

Edit... beer affects my math skillset. LOL

200,000-250,000 pounds

 

So you pick it up and take it away...how do you dispose of that...shit.

 

Side business of selling paper bags of it, with delivery and lighting.

 

Throw it in the neighbor's yard & leave a card.

 

Joaquin Phoenix is the only Joker in my eyes. That movie was fukcin’ phenomenal.

 

A psychopath portraying a psychopath. How hard could that have been to make it believeable?