That’s how I feel about suicide. If I could come up with a totally original idea, I’d probably do it. For example, I’d jump from a high rise with a rope attached to my feet and a slightly shorty length of piano wire wrapped around my neck. But a minute or so before the jump, I’d superglue my hands to my head. That way, when my head was severed by the wire, my dead hands would be there to hold it in place as I spilled my dead guts. But I can’t do that, because I heard that idea from someone else. No way could I come up with something as awesome as that!