National Security

https://babylonbee.com/news/russians-decide-election-too-chaotic-for-them-to-successfully-interfere

 

Lmfao at that title. Too bad it’s a fake news page but that’s funny.

 

So riots in MN as Bernie fans go crazy when the primary becomes brokered. Then the DNC folds and nominates a Communist in the middle of the Beer SARS epidemic. Who is then assassinated within a year, bringing in VP Biden who dies of old age a month later after making Hillary Jr his VP but 50% of America will not even notice after pot is legalized in all 57 states.

 

Hillary would have to be voted in by majority of Congress. If she isn't already the VP, not likely to happen. (but not impossible).

 

Nope you are missing the sequence when Bernie gets off'ed Biden goes to President and appoints Hillary Jr (even he is not insane enough to nominate Hillary Sr) then he keels over and Hillary Jr is in.

 

Not sure who Hillary JR is, but she would still have to be confirmed after Biden nominates her.

 

Chelsea?

 

Careful you say it two more times and you get suicided.

 

As long as she doesn’t appear.

 

Or have to father a kid with her.

 

Steeltoe's dream.

 

What’s good pot

 

Fuuuuuuuuck yeah