The suspense is killin me...did either weapon match up to any of your wounds? We all know you checked as soon as you opened it up.
Some dick sent me a glitter bomb. Good thing I opened it in my shop instead of the house. Shit went errywhere. fuckin dicks. Imma leave it on the floor so my ol lady will see it and she'll think I've had strippers over. Haha.
At least we know that the glitter thing has been done so a little creativity is in order. Some sort of doo doo perhaps? Fake tickets to see Bieber? Pictures of naked old women? Stink bomb? Fruit flies? An inflatable raft? A paternity claim from a woman he delivered a pizza to? So many ways to go.