Ok so like, which one of you A-holes sent me forks in the mail?

Yeah, like maybe the add said forks for sale. Picture below.

And then in the picture there was a set of Showa's sitting in some guys kitchen right next to the dinner table that had some silverware on it. Its not the seller's fault that Metalhead didn't read the description thoroughly and overpaid a couple hundred bucks for a 2 utensils.

 

Yeah ... posting up your address is going to be a big mistake

 

Yeah, not gonna lie, I screenshotted for future comedic relief

 

That’s forkin’ mean.

 

https://shipabagofdicks.com

 

I heart the Wera bbs


Are you going to ask clarence to spoon you?

 

By the time you come up with something worth driving to the post office for, he will have divorced the wife again, sold that house, started a falafel truck business, crashed it in the first rainstorm, gotten back together with the wife and moved to a new address closer to his new job at the BMW factory.

 

Nah, his old job was at the BMW factory. He’s now the king of all things Pizza! He’s eyeing the assistant managers spot as we speak.

 

I thought that the pizza delivery career was short-lived. Is he still doing that?

 

No I haven't worked in 7 months. Fuck work.

 

Driving to the post office....fawk that.

I'm in Greenville for work all the time. I'll just go shit in his fort.

 

Didn't come postage collect and used your real name and not something I would have made up up so, it wasn't me.

 

Ain't no damn 't' in my name.

 

The post office thinks there is since they’re delivering mail with that name on the address label

 

Eat some peanuts and cashews for me before you do. Just to make sure its extra crunchy. He likes his poo like he likes his peanut butter.

 

@HPPT you hear that. "Mealhead" is bichin again...

 

Shut it. You know what I meant.

 

You forgot "retiring" from racing and making a comeback the next month

 

How did you acquire this knowledge?