Florida-Specific Dungeon Thread

The replies are good.

https://twitter.com/PamKeithFL/status/1126854760286564352

 

Damn, they are lighting her up!!!

Where's that article I saw about a year or so ago from some lefty that said she just couldn't stop screwing Trump voters, because they're so much more MANLY than lefty soy boys?

 

Something about an alligator on Meth?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...EJ2zj6j95DqBoXjJVyTpzKCJqSUY0e9d9w4Mx_QkALg7s

 

Isn't that the second meth gator story this year?

 

http://forums.13x.com/index.php?threads/clarence-saga-continues.364040/

 

I hate that you beat me to this.

 

It was like a perfect storm.

 

Can someone give me the cliff notes of the saga over there?
And hahahahaha for linking it here. You get a check+

 

They have deposited semen into each other's asses on multiple occasions and are jilted lovers.

 

If Jerry Springer and Maury Povich had a love child, it would be that thread.

 

You guys never read the cliffs notes did you? Still had a who what why where when and how. Lol.

 

Who: Robby-Bobby and Clarence
What: DickHead dispute
Why: Mental illness
Where: Pensacola, FL
When: Ongoing
How: Lawsuits, Internet trolling, screenshots

 

Their relationship issues would be showcased on The Jerry Springer Show and father would be revealed on The Maury Povich Show.

 

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...s-drapes-american-flag-over-him-deputies-say/

 

Violent Demmes

 

Clearly we need to ban knives.

This crime would not have taken place in a nation with Bernie Sanders in charge. Nevermind that the reason for that is because of the fact that there would be no construction taking place in the economic downturn that the Sanders Administration would bring about... the fact remains that Hillary Clinton killed this man by rigging the democrat convention in 2016.

How'd'ya like them apples?!?

 

Stabbed with a trowel; not a knife.

This kind of lunacy is exactly why I display nothing “pro” on my person or property.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-alleg...nt-throws-100139439--abc-news-topstories.html
My favorite part:
"“[Toney is] anti-government and very outspoken about his beliefs that the government is bad and out to get him,” said Toney’s arrest affidavit."
And yet, I'm betting that turnpike job he was on, is a government job. Florida-man!

 

That was just posted a few up.

Florida-Specific Dungeon Thread

 

I didn't see the specific line I quoted in that article, so I was listing the source. My apologies if I missed it.