I'm in total agreement. I took one look at the title and determined that there was no possible way that anything of the slightest value could be hiding within.
I still have nightmares after reading the story of the dog owner and the roomba. The eggroll thread sounded like it could be worse.
It's been awhile but I have no recollection of eggrolls? Ray Bans/maybe knockoffs yes... Anyway, very funny thread! Worth the risk IMO.