I just saw it on Facebook twice, pretty sure it's here, too. This thread is too long to check. Same for the joke thread. Consider it a refresher post.
Being a native Floridian I find it funny. 90% of the state are rejects from the rest of the country that don't like to shovel snow. I know of none from my graduating class who still live in Florida.
She had one leg shorter than the other. The one with one leg had a regular name, but she worked at ihop.