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I just cussed out a preacher. Am I going to hell?

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Jun 15, 2019.

  1. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I usually hit em with a Praise Allah Blessed Be His Name and they start to steppin.
     
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  2. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Yeah you do. :D
     
  3. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    My list:

    rd49
    Toe
    Dave K
     
  4. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    Get out yer crayons and start drawing maps.
     
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  5. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    I am honored gramps. :beer:
     
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  6. noles19

    noles19 Well-Known Member

    You're older than both my parents, and they have grandkids, so......
     
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  7. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Your man-card has just been refortified. Congratulations! :beer:
     
  8. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    And a Mr Clean magic eraser for when he draws outside the lines.
     
  9. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    #4 on list.
     
  10. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    You're so old when you self abuse the end looks like a dust cloud.
     
  11. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com

  12. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    True story. About 5 years ago, my wife and I lived in a subdivision where the houses were fairly close together. About every Saturday we’d get a doorbell ringing first thing in the morning from Jehovah’s Witnesses wanting to hand out their literature. I finally had had enough and one Saturday I answered the door in only my tidy-whites and just stood there in front of two semi-elderly black women Jehovah’s Witness. They were like, “we’ll wait for you to get dressed and then speak to you”. And I was like. “No, it’s all good, this is how God made me, let’s talk about your religion.” For some unexplained reason, those Jehovah’s Witnesses never knocked on our door again. Strange.
     
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  13. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Between the white chin hair and the bald spot up top, can you really blame the guy? Ya prolly had your readers up on your head, too.
     
  14. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    I once told a door-to-door evangelist that I was a Tree Druid.
     
  15. roy826ex

    roy826ex Been around here a while

    Fuck the religion peddlers I hate there direct line bull shit.

    Not into any of that.
     
  16. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Is this like a wish list of people to blow in a rest area?
     
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  17. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    :crackup:This is what you are thinking about at 2:58 am
     
  18. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Well, he just got home from the rest stop...
     
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  19. K51000

    K51000 Well-Known Member

    Straight to hell.
    Don not pass GO, do not collect $200.

    Glad I'm not on your list, yet?
     
  20. Ducti89

    Ducti89 Ticketing Melka’s dirtbike.....

    Anchovie is so old, the Dead Sea was just getting sick when he was born.
     
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