So I ran by the grocery store on the way home to get something to cook for dinner and thought I’d treat myself with a donut. I got a cream filled donut with chocolate icing. Halfway home I grab it out of the bag and chimp into it, like half of the thing all at once. Mother-effer was filled with some kind of lemon jelly shit. Who the hell puts lemon in chocolate? I threw that bitch out the window.
1st off to get to said grocery store were you doing like 165 on gixxer? and now Ima go with... Maybe next time...you know....read the label. And shit.
I’m still trying to figure out how chimping into something doesn’t create a really ugly mental picture...
By "chimping it" I assumed he defecated on it and then threw it. Like a chimp would. He getz mad skillz pointz for doing dat while driving. and shit.
I have a drawer full of rubber stamps, the only one missing says “FIND HIM AND KILL HIM”. That stamp is reserved for the asshole that invented fruity flavored donut bullshit fillings such as lemon jelly.
There’s only one solution to this particular problem: You must taste test any donut while in the store before deciding to purchase it.
I’ll stick my finger in each one first. So basically the same thing as the ladies I pick up at the bar.
I gotta ask? Just to be clear, so you wanted some type of creamy vanilla filling gushing into your mouth and you were woefully disappointed when the creamy filing that you were expecting turned out to be lemon filling. Sounds suspect but NTTAWWT
Filled donuts, just damned. Donuts need nothing added to them...just like coffee. Btw, beer is stand-alone also, as is steak...
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