No need to strain your tongue, smash your face down in there nice and close reducing the tongue stretch. Rookies.
Ahh, Latin women... Dated an Argentinian girl for a few months, my second Latina. I joked that the crazy must reside in the hair pigment, because she was blonde and seemed pretty chill compared to the Mexican/Columbian before her. One night I made a joke about my friend’s girl being too hot for him. Just typical male banter. She told me in my ear never to disrespect her like that again. I dismissed it and went on with my night. After a quiet Uber ride back to my place and some half hearted apologies, we walked through the door, and before my keys hit the table, she clocked me in the head. I barely had time to process what happened before the second through 35th slap landed. Pretty sure she gassed out before she stopped hitting me. Literally 20 seconds later she was trying to take my clothes off and laughing like a maniac about how I shouldn’t make her so mad. Never talked to her again, although I had to change her contact info to “Not Worth It” to remind myself not to go back for one more round...
Think Latinas are something? Try adding in a half of German. F@ck! The light switch temper goes off followed immediately by stubbornness. Lose-lose. I eventually gave up. I'm a better person for it.
Your welcome? Fair enough..I deleted it.Im a gentleman,n shit . I guess you don't want to see the video either? She probably wouldnt want me posting that up either.I was just happy to get molested at age 50.
I honestly dont remember when she took that pic,cause she sure as hell aint driving my truck!! May have been waiting for valet? I thought it was funny too,cause I dont remember being in bitch seat?
she's not latin bro... she's just a descendant of an escapee from WWII in a spanish speaking country.