Ok this was pretty good. Thou shall possibly try and not kill anyone. Thou might want to think about not stealing.
I'm happy and sad right now because I have a 2.5 year old daughter almost potty trained getting out of diapers and a 17 year old shith tzu poodle now in diapers because she keeps pissing in the house. Poor dog. But god damn it I'm tired of buying fucking diapers!
I didn't say church. It generally starts getting messed up the moment humans get involved. Sent from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk
Humans were involved from the outset... whether you believe they made it up or not, they still wrote it down and translated it and then disseminated it to the masses.