Amazon Alexa owners...you gotta try this!

"Alexa"

"I farted"

Just the fact that they actually have a response programmed into the software totally appeals to the nerd in me as well as my inner 10 year old!!!

 

Alexa is banned from my house

but my 3 yo and i talk fluent farts

 

When my son was 2 I was changing him on the changing table one day....I sprinkled baby powder on his little butt as per usual.
I had his little legs in the air while I this.

He let a little toot go...and a puff cloud of white powder show out his butt.

It possible I have never laughed harder in my life.

 

Hey Alexa users..you should try this….

Pick up the device...walk over to an open window....toss device out of your house...close window.

 

I’m not sure I see the whole point of the Alexa thing in the first place.

 

I’d only want one if it was was named R. Lee. Then I’d let my friends ask it things. It would have only one answer, “you don’t deserve to know shitbag”.

 

What kind of responsible parent doesn’t?

 

We're all doomed.

 

Im waiting for Version 2.0. The one that does laundry and puts my pants on with BOTH legs simultaneously!
Ever since the Great Economic Crash of 2008 I had to let my butler Alfred go.

 

Pssst, it is for lazy people.

 

Soon it will call your driverless car to the front door, have your automated powdered breakfast ready and jerk your monkey for you because you're too big of a loser to go on dates.

 

Ok, I’m in for one if it will do that last part. Ha. Gotta be cheaper then having a girlfriend.

 

From the other thread.

 

I have an Alexa and enjoy it. If you're worried about someone listening, might as well ditch your cell while you're at it. Me, I give zero fucks.

 

What is Alexa?

 

It’s a device that records every fucking thing you say in your house and sends it to the internet.

You don’t want it.

 

For serious?

Lawd I can’t imagine what kind of results I would get if it listened to me all day.

But what is it’s purpose?

 

I know what she'd hear me say, that whore.

 

Home automation. Want to google without having to type? Alexa. Want to play your music without having to use your fingers? Alexa.

Alexa, play “Let it go”

 

So it is basically a “Siri” that is a big speaker?